Married life:

"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 09/19/2015 at 12:59 • Filed to: married life

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So this just happened:

Heading out for errands and my wife and I we are in a parking lot. I notice a 15 mustang in dark gray with black and polished wheels and say, “well that’s pretty.”

At the same time a college girl in a soccer uniform and bleach blonde hair walks by.

Christie said, “what, the blonde?”

“What blonde? You know I notice cars before I notice women.”

$kaycog > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 09/19/2015 at 13:03

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You are a smart man!

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 09/19/2015 at 13:10

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Nice save...

Takuro Spirit > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 09/19/2015 at 13:13

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I dated a girl who was bi, and we would oogle big breasted women together. It was great. While it lasted. :(

Dunnik > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 09/19/2015 at 13:20

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ttyymmnn > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 09/19/2015 at 13:20

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And she bought it?

D > ttyymmnn 09/19/2015 at 13:25

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even his immediate family bought it

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Takuro Spirit 09/19/2015 at 13:53

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In my experience, bisexual women are like old convertibles: Fun for the weekend but hell to live with every day.

Takuro Spirit > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 09/19/2015 at 14:25

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Probably why I have driven, but never OWNED a ‘vert.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Takuro Spirit 09/19/2015 at 14:40

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Bisexual partner = twice the competition

Takuro Spirit > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/19/2015 at 14:47

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Yeah, that whole Chasing Amy scene on the swings with the tongue? TOTALLY TRUE.

wbizarre - OEM fetishist > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 09/19/2015 at 15:38

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Later that day:

“Whoa, what a gorgeous Camry!”

wiffleballtony > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 09/19/2015 at 15:51

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You should have said, Wow check out those headlights!

The Compromiser > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 09/19/2015 at 22:22

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I always comment on horrible clothing choices, hairstyles, or lack of a sandwich eating. She asks me frequently if I am sure I’m not actually gay. Covers the fact that I looked in the first place quite well.